The purpose of this brain blog is to inspire,

educate and share. The ideal way to share the nonsense or rationale that flows

through your brain is to write it down.




Go ahead, try it.





Friday, July 15, 2011

I don't eat pork...

I have a question.  
Have you been to Pubbelly on South Beach? If the answer is yes, log off…you already know. If the answer is no…welcome to heaven. There are few things I don’t eat…I was raised to eat EVERYTHING on my plate, I had no choice. Thankfully, my mother’s disdain for broccoli and cauliflower saved me from some serious arguments with the ‘rents. The one thing I haven’t had luck with is “gamey” meats. I don’t like the after taste, it’s a personal thing. However, I make exceptions when it comes to pork…I love chorizo, sausages and jamon Serrano, but DO NOT expect me to eat pork chops, pork shoulder or pork belly….err, that is until I had the pleasure of eating at Pubbelly.

This restaurant is a jem, It’s really a must-go. They offer a great range of dishes like bacon wrapped scallops and to-die-for brussel sprouts. The crispy snapper salad was gone in minutes and the wine selection is very decent. The service is great and the ambiance is better, it’s what’s known as a gastro pub. It’s a casual, loud open kitchen pub with a not-so-casual menu. Shared with a group of really fun friends, it’s sure to be a great night. Check out the link below….http://www.bubbelly.com/ Oh, did I mention the bacon brownie sundae? It sounds crazy….it’s not. Go try it, go.

“I can tell you why God did not want me to like bell peppers. It’s necessary that there is something I do not like.” – Chef Ferran Adria

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

...and then you see something like this

WTF FRANCE.

Cobwebs, Karma and He-Man.

Not even sure where to begin, well I suppose I could begin by dusting off the cobwebs and using a bit of Windex. It’s been months since I’ve written anything. I’d like to note that it hasn’t been due to laziness or being too busy. I hate to say I haven’t been inspired to write, but it’s the truth. There have been 1 million things to write about, bands to share with you and even a poem to 2 has floated through me but the actual pen to paper (or fingers to keys) hasn’t come to life.  Not sure why but as I write this I am happy to be doing so. I forgot how much I love expressing my thoughts in a public (7 viewer) forum, but there’s a sort of thrill in putting down your thoughts and setting them free into this world wide web of entertainment, truth, lies, and junk. Perhaps my truths add some integrity and honesty to this web-we-weave. I don’t know why I use spider metaphors; spiders are the scariest of all creatures. I’m even scared of writing that because now I feel like Karma, the bitch, is going to do me dirty and send a huge spider in my direction.

When I think of the daunting task of putting my thoughts together to sound coherent and well written, I suddenly panic and realize I am not a writer, I am not a blogger, I am simply writing a blog. What is the definition of a writer? Someone who writes. And that of a blogger? Someone who blogs. Perhaps I am a writer and a blogger… Just the way I am a citizen of Earth, a friend, a daughter, a sister and a part-time chef’s assistant. Another thought gives me hope: even though I may not be changing the world, or inspiring my readers (all 7) at least I have a real grasp of the use of words like “there”, “they’re” and “their”. That makes me feel like I’m ahead of the game and like He-Man said: “Knowing is half the battle”.

Here’s to half the battle! (I’m pretending to hold up an actual cocktail, don’t tell He-Man)

p.s I thought using a picture of a spider would be appropriate but then the thought of “googling” the word, caused cardiac arrest in my brain, mind and gag reflexes. Plus, He-Man is good looking in a weird, 80’s, bad blond bowl cut way. Well, he was cute when I was 6.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Valendont's...An idiot's guide


Valentine's day in all of it's ridiculousness has a meaning...show your love. In my opinon, this should be done every day throughout the year, but then how would Hallmark and Victoria's Secret get through their first quarter?? Anyhoo...I am not against buying your mate a box of chocolates (not the cheap kind) and sending flowers, which is always nice but I am in awe of those who put so much pressure and actually break a sweat in order to plan an perfect a random day in February.

That said, I need to share this list with you that I came across on the good 'ole internet. It's basically a "DON'T" list for guys. I have never read anything mroe ridiculous and silly. It's a real LOL-er.
This is my treat for you on this Valentine's day.

Please note:
* If numbers 2 and 10 don't make you crack-up, you've fallen victim to this holiday. Save yourself immediately by watching a Janeane Garofalo movie or maybe hang out with Paul Giamatti's character in Sidaways. That ought to slap some sense into you.

1. Don't forget. I think that the worst thing I could do about Valentine's Day is forgetting all about it. Put it on your calendar in big red letters. And a few days before, make sure you put a reminder in your day planner or your PDA.
2. Don't buy kitchen appliances. Or anything else practical. Valentine's Day is supposed to be a little extravagant. A new blender is not—I repeat, is not—romantic. Whatever gift you choose should be nice and out of the ordinary.
3. Don't do the same thing you did last year. Even if it worked well, your partner will appreciate something new and different. She wants to know that you thought about her as you planned your Valentine's Day gift or event.
4. Don't give her lingerie. Now, I know the people at Victoria's Secret will not like this, but lingerie is a very dangerous gift. You can get the wrong size, which is a big problem. You can get the wrong color. But most importantly, when guys give lingerie they often have one thought in mind, and giving lingerie can really backfire. Just resist the temptation and be a little more creative.
5. Don't have unrealistic expectations. While your partner wants to be pampered, you also have to understand that her day is filled with many demands—kids, work, house, and more. Make sure you go the extra mile, but keep your expectations realistic and in check.
6. Don't overspend. Particularly if you share a bank account and a credit card with your sweetheart, breaking the bank is a bad idea. Keep within your budget and have the nicest evening you can afford. If it is too much, she'll likely be panicked about money and too stressed to have fun.
7. Don't talk about an ex. One of the surest ways to spoil a Valentine's Day evening is to have your partner think you are thinking about another woman. Don't talk about your former wife or girlfriend; keep the conversation focused on your woman and life will be better.
8. Don't give her a generic card. She will not be impressed with the nicest card from the local Hallmark if you just sign your name. Add a note about how much you love her, how much she means to you, and any other positive feelings you have. The personal part is what is romantic to her, not how much lace is on the card or how much you spent on it.
9. Don't do guy stuff. Your favorite NBA basketball team may be in town, or you may be tempted to take her to a sports bar for dinner. Just don't. This is her night, so stay away from the guy stuff, and put her first. You can always record or TIVO the televised game and watch it tomorrow.
10. Don't spend the night online. Too many of us tend to get in front of the computer late at night for gaming, chatting or other online stuff. For this one night, leave the computer off and focus on your woman. She will be grateful for your undivided attention.

Good luck, guys! May Cupid aim in the right direction for ya...

-OneLove

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Then you get an afternoon like this....

Wurd Nurd

Words that should make a comeback, should be considered legitimate, and/or are just awesome:

Yesteryear
It reminds me of when you say: “The other day, I mean like a few years ago…”

Fortnight
Is there a cooler way to say two weeks?

Hear, ye!
Anything said after that sounds important.

Amozing
Thanks CM, it's better than amazing, no?

Duh
It’s simple, perfect, and kind of rude.

Obvi
Kind of obnoxious but when said with an exaggerated “O” is really fun.

Rtard
Stolen from The Hangover, yes. Genius, yes. Offensive, gosh I hope not.

Hellsyea
The “S” just does something magical to it.

Malifecent
Proper name, I know but it’s so evil and I love the sound. In spanish it's Malefica, even cooler.

Gatubela
Cat woman in Spanish, seriously? Love it!

Meh.
Indifference in all of its glory.

Anatidaephobia
You won’t believe me when I tell you this but it’s the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

Go ahead, take a breath...control the laughter.

This link has funny word stuff; I got the above word from here.
My favorites ares Bustard and Osteopornosis. Ha!


-OneLove

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

A whole New World

 

Last weekend, I had the last-minute pleasure of attending the New World Symphony’s opening concert. No, I didn’t spring for the $10,000 black-tie gala; I opted instead for the $10 blanket from Big Lots. Allow me to elaborate…the orchestral academy projected the concert on their 5,000sq ft. beautiful white wall. Cleverly named a WallCast. Frank Gehry did not disappoint. To think that the lot didn’t turn into a mall or parking lot is a thrill on its own! The lawn/park/garden that surrounds the structure is modern, crisp and a sight for sore eyes. The projector that is in place is state of the art, with surround sound and a perfect image. We could hear the concert as we were arriving from across the street perfectly.  I was pleased to see crowd that gathered on the gorgeous lawns re-affirming the Magic City’s thirst for music, culture and out-of-the ordinary evenings. If you have not yet had the chance to visit the building, please do so. Or if you’d like a taste of central park with palm trees attend the next outdoor concert, take a blanket, a nice pinot noir, maybe a California and don’t forget your cheese, grapes, hummus and veggies. The next WallCast called Awakenings, conducted by Michael Tilson Thomas will be shown on Saturday, February 5th at 7:30pm.

In true Miami random fashion, I was sitting next to Dan from the Real World Miami, not kidding. He said it best: “Only in Miami would you be sitting in a park, listening to classical music, surrounded by palm trees.” Well, he didn’t say it to me but to the girl he was sitting with and I happened to be eavesdropping. Still quotable though, right?

Yay Miami, another step in the right “DIRE”ction.

Play on Playa-

OneLOVE